Bol Bachchan Song

Bol Bachchan Poster

I can laugh english (repeat 2 times)

Because english is a very funny language

Bahron become baron and baron become bharon

Because their minds are very narrow

Because their minds are very narr.. (repeat 3 times)


Excuse me please

Mere pita ji kaha kartein hai

That the whole country of the system

Is the position of the hemoglobin

In the atmospheric pre..

Atmospheric pre.. (repeat once more)


HEY (hey.. hey).. you see sir

Debating on the diabolic diagnosis of decisive deliverance

Papad is a rhythmic replica of a jhapad

Where one relishes your hunger and

Other relishes your anger similarly sir

Bachchan is also rhythmic rhyme replica of bol bachchan

Where one represents a magnanimous name

While the other represents a horrendous game..


Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan ((repeat once more))

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan (repeat 3 times)


Bol bachchan ki boli (Goli..)

Bol bachchan ki vaani (Shaani..)

Bol bachchan ka qatra (Khatra..)

Bol bachchan ki bhasha (Jhansa..)


Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat once more)

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan

Bol bol bol bachchan

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan


Jisne bhi lagaya makhan

Aaye haye..

Fisla phir wohi dhakkan

Jisne cheda yeh surgam

Kya baat..

Uski jholi mein sau gum

Aaha..

Jisko samjhe tu awesome

Maut ka hai yeh mausam

Aaha..

Jisne bhi kiya yeh item

Latka jaise pendulum


Pendulum..pendulum (repeat once more)

Pendulum..


Bol bol bol bol Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat once more)

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan

Bol bol bol bachchan

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan


Mere pitaji kehte hai ki

Mard ko kabhi dard nahi hota

Haan lekin aisa hi tu bol bachchan karta rahega

Toh aidi se sar tak dard hoga


Yeah yeah you talking not right then

Body pain from toe truck to headlight


Jhol jhal ke panghat pe

Behti hai jhooth ki nadiya

Wahan se seedhe haath pe hai

Chal kapat ki dagariya


Jhol jhal ke panghat pe

Behti hai jhooth ki nadiya

Wahan se seedhe haath pe hai

Chal kapat ki dagariya


Badi shaky shaky ye pagdandi

Vinaashkale viprit buddhi

Tera bhar gaya ghada

Ab bharega kya tu tanky


Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat once more)

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan

Bol bol bol bachchan

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan


Mere pita ji kehtein hai ki

Daru peeney se liver kharab hota hai

Aur main kehta hoon ke

Bol bachchan se kuch kharab nahi hota


Aye..nautanki

Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Arey aise hi bol bachchan karta rahega

Toh aasmaan se girega khajur mein atkega


Yeah yeah falling from sky skrapper

Hanging into dry fruit and nut


Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat once more)

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan

Bol bol bol bachchan

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan


Bol bol bol bol (repeat twice more)

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat once more)

Sun sun sun bole kya bachchan

Bol bol bol bachchan (repeat 3 times)


You see sir

The whole country of system yeh hai ki

Hum film main hai nahi sirf naam hai humara

Bachchan





Song Title: Bol Bachchan

Music Composer: Himesh Reshammiya

Lyricist: Swanand Kirkire

Singer(s): Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgan, Abhishek Bachchan (actors have sung the song themselves)


Movie: Bol Bachchan (2012)

Starcast: Ajay Devgan, Abhishek Bachchan, Asin, Prachi Desai

Director: Rohit Shetty

Banner: Shree Ashtavinayak Cinevision Ltd, Ajay Devgan Films

Producer: Dhillin Mehta, Ajay Devgan

Release Date: July 6th 2012

For more details: Bol Bachchan Movie

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How to Go Amarnath Yatra 2012

Baba Amarnath Wallpaper

List of designated Branch of Jammu & Kashmir Bank Ltd.,

Andhra Pradesh	Hyderabad – Pather Ghatti, J.N.Road
Bihar	Patna – Phulwari Sharief
Chandigarh (Union Territory)	Sector 17
Delhi	Azadpur; Chandni Chowk; Naraina; Navin Shadara; Okhla; Rohini; South Extenison; Sarita Vihar; Vasant Vihar
Goa	Panaji
Gujarat	Ahmedabad; Baroda (Lal Bagh); Surat
Haryana	Ambala Cantt; Gurgaon; Hissar; Karnal; Panipat;Rohtak
Himachal Pradesh	Dharmshala; Kullu; Shmla
Karnataka	Bangalore – SPJ Road; Infantry Road; Mysore
Kerala	Kochi; Ernakularm; Thriuvananthapuram
Maharashtra	Mumbai; Andheri (East); Kalbadevi, Mira Road, Vashi; Aurangabad; Nagpur; Pune
Madhya Pradesh	Bhopal; Indore
Punjab	Amritsar - Shastri Market; Majith Mandi; Batala; Bathinda; Ferozepur; Jalandhar; Ludhiana; Khanna; Moga; Mohali; Mandi Gobind Garh; Mansa; Pathankot; Phagwara
Rajasthan	Jaipur
Tamil Nadu	Chennai – Mount Road; Parrys
Uttar Pradesh	Agra; Aligarh; Allahabad; Bhadoni; Greater Noida; Kanpur; Lucknow; Meerut; Muradabad; Noida; Varanasi
West Bengal	Kolkata- R.N. Mukherji Road, Mullick Bazar
Jammu & Kashmir	Jammu – TRC Extension Counter; Rajori Jawahar Nagar ; Poonch – Main Branch; Kathua-Main Branch; Udhampur-Shakti Nagar ; Doda-Pul Doda
Srinagar	TRC Extension Counter

All Intending yatries should take special note of the Following Points 

Insurance: In View of the hazardous nature of the yatra, all yatries are advised to insure themselves, preferably before departure from the home stations. However, arrangements  for insurance will also be available at the two base-camps during the yatra period.

Accommodation: In order to cater to the requirements of all yatries, tented accommodation with bedding facilities is being set-up by the J&K Tourism Development Corporation and private parties during the yatra period for use on payment basis. Facilities for booking such accommodation  at rates approved by the State Tourism Department will be available at the base-camps.

Personal effects: Because of the weather conditions, which can often be wet and cold  during the yatra period, yatries are advised to carry rain coats, woollens , umbrellas, walking sticks , personal medical kits etc.The details are given in the Yatra Information Pamphlet.

Note : No yatri shall touch or tamper with Holy Lingam or/& place or throw anything on the Holy  Lingam.

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How to Reach Amarnath Holy Cave

Amarnath Road Map

Though it is tough route still nearly one and a half  lac pilgrims visit  every year . The number of pilgrims is increasing every year. The journey from Jammu onward is by road and there are two routes . The details are given here.

1) JAMMU – PAHALGAM – HOLY CAVE. (Traditional Route)
Jammu to Pahalgam (315 km) – The distance between Jammu to Pahalgam can be covered by Taxi / Buses. These are  available at Tourist Reception Centre, J & K Govt., Raghunath Bazaar only early in the morning. But one can also come to Srinagar by air and then move to Pahalgam by road
PAHALGAM  – HOLY CAVE.

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PLACE	ALTITUDE		DISTANCE	FROM
	MTRS	FEET
CHANDANWARI	2895	9500	16.0 KM	PAHALGAM
PISSU TOP	3377	11000	3.0 KM	CHANDANWARI
SHESHNAG	3352	11730	11.0 KM	PISSU TOP
MAHAGUNAS	4276	14000	4.6 KM	SHESH NAG
PANCHTARNI	3657	12000	9.4 KM	MAHAGUNUS TOP
SANGAM	-	-	3.0 KM	PANCHTARNI
HOLY CAVE	3952	13000	3.0 KM	SANGAM

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1. PAHALGAM : 

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PLACE	ALTITUDE		DISTANCE	FROM
	MTRS	FEET
CHANDANWARI	2895	9500	16.0 KM	PAHALGAM
PISSU TOP	3377	11000	3.0 KM	CHANDANWARI
SHESHNAG	3352	11730	11.0 KM	PISSU TOP
MAHAGUNAS	4276	14000	4.6 KM	SHESH NAG
PANCHTARNI	3657	12000	9.4 KM	MAHAGUNUS TOP
SANGAM	-	-	3.0 KM	PANCHTARNI
HOLY CAVE	3952	13000	3.0 KM	SANGAM

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1. PAHALGAM : 

          It is 96 KM from Srinagar .This distance can be covered by car,bus or taxi. Pahalgam is  known all over the world  for its beauty. It is small town situated on the banks of Lidder River. It is surrounded by high mountains. All essentials can be bought here. Good Hotels are  available for accommodation. However the arrangements for stay and Langar are also made  by the Non Government  Service Organisations. 

2. CHANDANWARI: 

          The distance from Pahalgam to Chandanwari is 16km. The route is good .It can be covered by road transport also. Mini buses are also available from Pahalgam to reach Chandanwari. The trail runs along the Lidder River . The route is scenic. Food is available here. Pilgrims camp at Pahalgam or Chandanwari on the first night . 

3. PISSU TOP :  

          As the Yatra proceed further from Chandanwari one climbs a height to reach Pissu Top. It is said  that to be first to reach for darshan of  Bhole Nath Shivshankar there was a war between Devtas and Rakshas . With the power of Shiv , devtas could kill the rakshas in such large number that the heap of their dead bodies has resulted in this high mountain. 

4. SHESHNAG: 

         This second day’s trek of 12 kms  from Chandanwari is through Pissu Top and   spectacular, primeval countryside, and reaches Sheshnag – a mountain which derives  its name from its Seven Peaks, resembling the heads of the mythical snake. The Journey to Sheshnag follows steep inclines on the right bank of a cascading stream and wild scenery untouched by civilisation. The second night’s camp at Sheshnag overlooks the deep blue waters of Sheshnag lake, and glaciers beyond it. There are legends of love and revenge too associated with Sheshnag, and at the camp these are narrated by campfires . The stillness of a pine scented Himalayan night increases your inner joy. Yatris can take bath and get their fatigue alleviated. It is beautiful and scenic. 

5.PANCHTARNI:  

       From Sheshnag one has to climb steep height up across Mahagunas Pass at 4276 mtrs.(14000 ft) for 4.6 KM and then descending to the meadow lands of Panchtarni at a height of 3657 mtrs (12000 ft). The last camp enroute to the Holy Cave is made here on third day. Here one faces cold winds which cause the  skin to crack . Hence cold cream / Vaseline are very useful for protection of skin. Some Yatris are also effected by deficiency of oxygen .Some may get the feeling of vomiting . So dry fruit like Allu Bukhara ,sour and sweet  eatables like Lemon are useful to control these symptoms .  The route to Mahagunas is full of rivulets , water falls , springs . Panchtarni is a very beautiful place in the feet of BHAIRAV MOUNT. Five Rivers flow  here . It is said that the five rivers origanated from Lord Shiva's Hairs (Jataon). Pilgrims camp at Panchtarni on the 3rd night. 

6. THE HOLY CAVE SHRI AMARNATH:  

The Holy Cave of Shri Amarnath is only 6 kms from Panchtarni. As there is no place to stay hence the pilgrims start in the  early hours of the morning after their stay at Panchtarni. On the way to The Holy Cave one comes  across  the Sangam of Amravati and Panchtarni. Some pilgrims take bath at Amravati near holy cave  to become pious before going for Darshan. Near the cave is found white soil known as Bhasam. It is the most beloved soil of Shiv ji . The pilgrims apply this Holy soil to their body and then go for Shivlingam Darshan. There are two smaller Shivlings one of Maa Parvati and other of Shri Ganesh. It may be noted that after having  early Darshan of the Shivlinga at Holy Cave one can return to Panchtarni well in time the same day . Some pilgrims camp at Panchtarni while others continue their journey and reach back Sheshnag by the same  evening.

2) Jammu – Baltal – Holy cave (414km) 

Jammu – Baltal (400km). – 

The distance between Jammu and Baltal can be covered by Taxis / Buses available at Tourist Reception Centre, J & K / bus stand or one can come to Srinagar by air and then reach Baltal by road. The road route followed is : 

JAMMU – Udhampur – Kud -  Patnitop – Ramban – Banihal – KaziGund – Anantnag – Srinagar - Sonamarg – Baltal.

The journey from Jammu to Baltal which is about 400 kms. is full of beautiful Sites and one can experience of being in Heaven , a  Paradise on earth. Passing through beautiful valleys, steeped mountains, one is sure of forgetting , oneself as a person ,for a while . A thrill, which is obviously there in every pilgrim gets enhanced while passing through this way owing to the Darshan of Holy Cave. In nutshell, a journey which can go down to your memory throughout the lifetime.

Baltal to Holy Cave 

From Baltal Holy Cave is just 14 Kms.

This distance can be covered by foot / Ponies. However, Dandies are also available for handicapped and old aged pilgrims.

The width of the pebbled (kuchha) road is a bit narrow as compared to the Chandanwari-Holy Cave route, moreover , there are some steep rises & falls on the way , as compared to the Chandanwari route, but pilgrims can return back to base camp Baltal through this route only in one day.

To reach Jammu from different parts of country :

Bus Services :Govt. Bus Services are available from Delhi, Punjab, Haryana, Himachal to Jammu

Rail Service schedule for Jammu is as under :

Train No & Name	Dep  N.Delhi/Delhi	Arv. Jammu	Stations Between
4645 Shalimar Express	16.10hrs	06.30 hrs	N.Delhi-Jammu Tawi Via J.City
2425 Rajdhani (Thurs)	08.50 hrs	0545 hrs	N.Delhi-Jammu Tawi Via Ldh
3151 Sealdah Exp	not via Delhi	9.20 hrs	Sealdah-Jammu Tawi via J.City
4033 Jammu Tawi Mail	21.10 hrs(Delhi)	11.00hrs	Delhi -Jammu Tawi Via J.City
2403 Pooja Express	03.40 hrs (Delhi)	09.00hrs	Delhi-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt.
1077 Jhelum Express	21.50 hrs	11.20 hrs	Pune-Jammu Tawi Via J.City
6317/6787 Him Sagar (Thurs)	08.05 hrs	15.05 hrs	Kanyakumari/Madurai-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
6031 Madras Exp (Mon, Thur,Sun)	08.05 hrs	15.05hrs	Madras-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
6687/6787 Navyug Exp (Mon)	08.05 hrs	15.05hrs	Mangloor/Madurai-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
2471 Super Fast (Mon, Thurs, Fri, Sat)	04.15 hrs	15.30 hrs	Bombay-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
2477 Jamnagar (Wed)	04.15 hrs	15.30  hrs	Jamnagar-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
2473 Sarvodya Exp (Sat)	04.15 hrs	15.30  hrs	Ahemdabad-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
2475 Jamnagar Exp (Tue,Wed)	04.15 hrs	15.30 hrs	Rajkot-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
9367 Malwa Express	8.10 hrs via Nizamuddin	18.45hrs	Indore-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
3073 Himgiri Exp(Tue,Fri,Sat)	Starting Days From Howrah Via Lucknow	12.55 hrs	Howrah-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt
5087/5097 Amarnath Exp(Mon,Thurs,Fri)	Starting Days From starting station	12.55 hrs	Gorarkhpur/Baurauni-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt.
5651 Lohit Exp (Mon)	Starting from Gohati on the day	12.55 hrs	Gohati-Jammu Tawi Via J.Cantt

For More Details about Trains to Jammu Please Visit at : www.india-travel.com

Airline Services :

You can reach Jammu, Srinagar by Air from different parts of the country. For latest information please contact the Indian Airlines office. From Srinagar you can go to Pahalgam / Baltal  by Bus /Taxi. 

Approximate fare from Jammu to Srinagar is Rs.1300.00 per Person by Jet Airways. 

For further Information regarding flights visit at : www.jetairways.com

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